The Good Old US of A.

[steven_craig]

you young hooligan despin LOL

oooh iv got a funny story... when i was at school we went on a Modern Studies trip to post communist Poland and we stayed in a big concrete block hotel called the Dom Touritzy and they had a massage parlor / bordello so i decided to be the first to use it - it was dodgey but i felt really relaxed after it... until, i came out and into the (little did i know) UNISEX showers and there in the corner was my old, wrinkly, crinkley teacher, BUTT F?CKIN NAKED!!!!! ive had nightmares ever since [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]

[deanl]

Hey there.

Thats is funny.

On that same art trip in school we were split into two rooms right next to each other on the third floor of this big house. The windows to the rooms were like 4 feet away from each other and there was a bunk bed right next to the window in our room, so we assumed the same for theirs. At about 4 in the morning a rather sick a friend of mine decided to take a slash in a empty pot noodle pot (sick I know. But foockin funny) and chuck it from our window at there open window hopefully bouncing of said open window and into there bedroom and with any luck over there bed or even better face. The first shot was spot on it went in there room and covered the guy in the bed under the window. It made him chuck his gutts up.. It went in his foockin mouth.


Here is another one. One day we were wagging french in the drum room at school. (it was sound proof, we could stay there and not be heard) We realised there was a trapdoor (no bullshit) under the drum kit. When we moved the kit and opened it up it was a tunnel that housed all the heating and water pipes for the school. It went under the classrooms and corridoors. Now our school was a
big square building. Now we were in the drum room and the opposite room to the drum room on the otherside of the building was the store room for the Tuck shop. So there had to be a trappdoor there too right? Anyway we planned it all out. The next week when we wagged it we had torches, bags and spare cloths. We set out to crawl through the tunnens under about 30 classrooms about 400 meters of corridoor and come up in the tuck shop store room. (we were gonna clear the place out) Anyway 4 of us set of under the tunnel while one kept watch. We made about 50 meters before mate put his hand into the fooking rotting flesh of a dead fox that must have been under there for weeks we all freaked out and started movie backwards out of there. we were all foockin screaming backing up as fast as we could (it aint easy) Now we were making a right racket but we were underneath class rooms where classes were going on. The teacher were hearing screaming from under the floor. We managed to get out and decided to leave it another week and plan it out better. Anyway the very next day on a break we went to check the room and there were about fuckin 50 people under there making there way round this underground tunnel. Someone had opened there mouth about it and everyone was there. We had to have a special assembly about it with the head teahcer warning us off it. Its sad though. That plan was almost perfect.

Despin out.

[Vlad the Impaler]

Despin you were like the wicked member of the famous five! Thats some funny ****

[soulfilms]

funny stories despin...

if you're taking your laptop for editing only, i wouldn't really bother about it because you won't be in the states for all that long and you can always edit when you get home and have compiled all your footage. Adaptors are usually a simple issue to fix, hardware stores etc, will store them.

why are you in atlanta for 8 days? if it were me, i'd do ny 8 days, and atlanta 3. -->just my 2 cents

[Roy Baty]

Despin man you should put all this into a script, it'll kick the **** outta harry ******* potter!!!!

[deanl]

Hey there.

I went to a school called Benchill.

Despin out.

[steven_craig]

aaaahhh but did you have a teacher called Mrs. McCluskey?

[steven_craig]

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[soulfilms]

hey steven,

i had a teacher called mrs McCLusky, who was a relief teacher. when she couldn't control our class (which happened often) she'd tell us to put our hands on our heads (and this was in the last year of high school). So one teacher walked into the class and he burst out laughing seeing 17/18 year olds with our hands on our head.

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[Matt J Heaton]

New England: Even more beautiful than old England.

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America is almost too picturesque at times.